The “Break it Down” Blog

Sometimes… not all the time, but some times I’ll get in a mood where my st00p1d levels are through the roof, and I just want to talk gibberish/nonsense with someone. It’s times like these that you really value your good friends that tollerate you when you get like this.

Here’s an example conversation I just had:

(2:18:42 PM) Riyad: You know how we are friends?
(2:18:56 PM) Todd S.: we are?
(2:18:59 PM) Riyad: lol
(2:19:13 PM) Riyad: Yes… and because we are friends, I take time out of my day to remind you when I’m better than you.
(2:19:31 PM) Todd S.: yes, that is a good thing
(2:19:39 PM) Riyad: I just wanted to let you know, I’m drinking Green Tea… which pretty much makes me more sophistocated than you. Then when you combine the whole self-bean-roasting… it’s sort of a blow-out.
(2:20:04 PM) Todd S.: too bad i have drank green tea for years, and you are only just now doing so
(2:20:19 PM) Riyad: I’ve been drinking green tea since I was born. Thanks.
(2:20:33 PM) Todd S.: same, but i am older, and i use a bigger cup
(2:20:48 PM) Riyad: …. touche
(2:21:04 PM) Todd S.: i am actually drinking tea right now, but not green
(2:21:25 PM) Todd S.: herbal — immune support stuff… so they say
(2:21:27 PM) Riyad: Cool, I *am* drinking Green. That was a hot plate of “face” I just served you.
(2:21:46 PM) Todd S.: i drank a box of it already today
(2:22:33 PM) Riyad: you are a formidable foe…

So next time someone wants to be “friends” with you, unload a plate of retard on them and see how they handle it.