A while ago I ran across a post on Digg (maybe a year ago?) that was titled “There are no ugly women”, and while I raised my hand in protest I clicked the link, and soon realized what they were trying to say: With enough makeup and primping, there is no such thing as an ugly woman.
Consider the following:
Looking at those women you think to yourself: “Yep, ugly women… I’ve probably seen them shopping at Wal-Mart with 9 kids en-tow”. The women above were actually 9 finalists in the show “The Swan” and were picked because of their ultimate makeovers, the result of their make over is pretty astounding:
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There are some hotties in there and I was seriously amazed you could go from A to B like that without just having a body double for the show.
Anyway, this was the first thing I thought of when I saw over on The Superficial that Bai Ling had been arrested for shop lifting $16 worth of junk on the day after Valentine’s day from an LA airport:
good god… are you sure this is the normal Bai Ling that is constantly having “nipple slips” with every single wardrobe she wears? I don’t even think they are nipple slips as much as Bai Ling just likes to wear her breasts on the outside of her outfits.
Just for comparison sake, this is how she normally looks when she’s spruced up to hell and back:
and she’s 40 apparently… I hope I look that good at 40, but still have a penis. So yea, imagine Bai Ling with a giant dong… that’s me. We should hang out some time actually, why don’t you give me a call Saturday.
Update #1: It slipped my mind to include another comparison for folks out there that will blow their mind… Charlize Theron normally and then from her movie Monster:
She’s definitely heavier in Monster, but you cannot discredit how much of a difference good makeup and hair makes… it’s just amazing.
























February 16th, 2008 at 7:45 am
For many years I’ve been telling young guys that the hottie all the guys in the bar are drooling over is no prettier than the plainer woman they ignore. The difference is packaging. And the less-fancy woman will probably be nicer (less spoiled), more receptive to you, and likely better in bed.
My wife is an attractive woman — lots cuter IMO than the unadorned Bai Ling — when she’s hanging around the house or her painting studio, but she can and does fix herself up to the “Wow!” level when we go out to a place or event that warrants it.
The trick is to see through the packaging.
February 16th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Robin,
I think you are exactly right on all accounts… and there are definitely times when the wife’s “bumming around the house” look just turns you on… not sure what it is, but it probably has a lot to do with the personality connection that exists below the surface that ends up making everything better.
Cheers to awesome women!
February 16th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Packaging! WOW! Robin you hit it right! Look at exotic Bai-Ling and then look at her muggie! PROOF POSITIVE you CAN dress ‘em up! You can make the girl ROCK! Come over to my blog and check out my post on Ms. Ling…
http://dave-lucas.blogspot.com/2008/02/strange-times-of-bai-ling.html
May 1st, 2008 at 9:17 am
Bai Ling is 40? She looks amazing considering her lifestyle.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Thats not her you fools look at the mole!… its below the mouth in one pic and high on her cheek in the next… so easily fooled……not all asians look alike…..
but black people do
May 10th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Proof that it’s really her
Check out this link http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23509261/
Its the actual news story posted on MSNBC about her arrest and contains the LAPD mug shot
Here is another link that has a number of photos of her done up. You can see in a number of them that her mole is above her mouth just as in the mug shot
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/bai_ling/index.html
So there you have it folks. The truth is superficially (im sure I spealt this wrong) beautiful people are really ugly….
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Get over it, Riyad. NOBODY looks good in a mugshot taken at some ungodly hour. What, you’ve never been arrested before? Good for you, Boy Scout.