The “Break it Down” Blog

Afro Samurai Gameplay Trailer – Topless Slaughter

So the topless prostitutes are awesome, the slaughtering part is awesome — but did anyone else notice that the gameplay looks like a complete button masher a la the old action-movie-tie-in games? slash-slash-slash-GONG-<black and white>-super-murder-slash-slash-slash… boobs can only get you so far.

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TGS: Bayonetta Gameplay Trailer

Been hearing a lot of buzz about this one, was never interested in it as it looked like a pathetic attempt at making an action game using tits. Now having watched the trailer, I have to say… that is exactly what it is. It’s basically Devil May Cry and the main character is a demon-babe that [...]

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Soulcalibur IV Screenshots… Soul BOOBS

Am I the only one that loves the fact that the majority of game developers out there are men… and men like to make fighting games… and men figure that while most men fight in full armor or turn-of-the-century Japanese garb, women prefer to fight half-nude in over-sexed outfits that could blow apart at the [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Naked – SFW

I’m trying to keep this place children friend… I’m all about the kids… but I saw over on The Superficial that Linsay Lohan did a nude shoot (similar to the Marilyn Monroe shoot by Bert Stern) and clicked on all the pictures… to make sure the facts were being properly presented. You can click over using [...]

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How Would You Feel About Topless Women in Games?

This is the question Deep Shadows, developers of White Gold, asked their users recently in the official forums. Seriously? What would gamers, say 90%+ ratio for FPSs, think of topless women in games? Here’s a hint… topless women have been awesome since Duke Nukem 3D: Also it’s a scientific fact that boobs are more awesome than [...]

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Staring at Boobs Extends Male Life by 5 Years

The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years. The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to [...]

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