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The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.
The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to be equal to 30-min of aerboic excercise:
“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The key seems to be from lower blood pressure and lower resting pulse rate… oh yea, and BOOBS. The other reason Weatherby is my new hero is her following suggestion for men over 40:
…Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.
Keep in mind, this is different from the study done years ago that say having a pet cat or dog lowers your blood pressure and makes your healthier. The trick here is that looking at large breasts ups your blood pressure, gets your cardio system going and equates to 30mins worth of workout (for being sexually arouse by boobs for 10mins).
So no need to get rid of the cat just yet so you can justify your obsessive subscription to Playboy and Barnfun magazine (ewww… you sickos!)
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December 4th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
wow shw is hot
December 12th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
love this blog lol
December 12th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Hah, thanks!
December 18th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
I wonder if looking at them for 20 min a day would increase your life by 10 years? Theres only one way to find out…
December 28th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
As long as we don’t have to hear them nag .. (that reduces our lifespan by 7 years)
December 30th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Hahah, probably a good pt Kevin
March 27th, 2008 at 3:58 am
So a big boobed wife would equate to -2 years to your life while a big boobed mistress would have no impact and playboy would up it by 5 – Way to go
April 8th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Yes,pretty boobs,but my wifes are much nicer looking & much larger.I feel pretty healthy,I think im going to live a long time,besides its not like,ohh forget it,if you want me to stare at boobs I will,wait…I allready do stare at boobs,just mostly my wifes & man has she got some nice boobs. “Long lives to us all from Zylix”
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:03 am
w0w….
thats very goooooooood
June 11th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
hell yeah boobs, for sure
zylix, you’re a nerd
i’m cool
pizza
June 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
who do these boobs belong to? certainly not the german researcher… that would be hot though. if it were, i’m betting she’d do anal…
June 26th, 2008 at 8:23 am
looking at the boobs makes me feel good,i dont think it increases your life rather it increases the interest in having sex. (shane)
June 26th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Shane,
Looking at boobs has been scientifically proven to be *completely awesome*.
It also makes you taller… and I’m pretty sure smarter.
July 26th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
thats only cuz it gives u something to live for
July 28th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Hahhah, best reply yet Joey
September 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I just like to touch them
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Eeeeeew! Bivu! That’s gross! And some ofensive women to. Anyways, this is actualy kinda interesting. I like reading little stories like this- so-and-so will make you taller, doing this will make you live longer and so on. No, I don’t look for articles about boobs.
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Monkey,
This is the best scientific information released… ever.
The Large Hydron Collider is cool, but it is no boobs-science. Thank god for the Internet and proliferation of super science!
September 29th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
monkey ur gay touching boobs is not nasty it is awesome
October 11th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Been married 30 years & he almost never gets a freaking cold. Go to our site. I’m the stacked redhead in the front middle of the float.
http://www.sweetteaqueens.com
October 11th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
it works… IT WORKS!!!
I’m going to publish my own medical journal now with “medical proof” that this works. So Carolyn, get ready to be my co-author.
October 13th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
i love your boobs
October 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Hey
November 4th, 2008 at 10:28 am
i love germain!
November 7th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
hilarious
November 7th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
it also extends something else
hahahahahaha
November 7th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
HEEY-OHHH!!!!
How did it take almost a year before someone made that joke? Either way, 10 pts for Mike.
November 9th, 2008 at 10:23 am
God I wish I would have thought of that first.
November 14th, 2008 at 11:58 am
i love boobs
November 14th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
hy Riyada kalla.how are u
December 9th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
So would looking at a well hung cock give me a good workout and extend my life? hmmm, maybe I should look into a company that exploits men by hiring them to be eye candy for women in order to improve their health.
December 9th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Lynne,
I imagine the research would be reciprocal, you’d just have a to find a research team to take that one on… and something tells me that the majority of male-lead research teams are going to gun for the position of “validating the findings” of the research above.
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I am forwarding this to my girlfriend as we speak. I knew there was a reason why I stared…I want to live longer lol
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
If you guys think this is real, you’re only further flaunting your idiocy, seriously. One doesn’t even need a degree to pick up on the obvious stupidity of this article.
December 24th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Lynne,
It’s Christmas… let us have our dreams.
February 9th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
i probly stare an hour a day but im still fat!…
February 9th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Jeffrey,
You have to up your commitment level — I’d say try 3-6hrs a day and report back in a month
February 11th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I think I won’t stop for few weeks staring at boobs. Will it make me immortal? Whoa, this is really interesting. I will make my work out at home!