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The best German researcher ever has published in the New England Journal of Medicine that a study including 200 health men over 5 years, including 3 separate hospitals, has concluded that men looking at “busty women” for 10mins every day, will extend their lifespan by 5 years.
The actual statistics are surprising, as it’s said to be equal to 30-min of aerboic excercise:
“Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The key seems to be from lower blood pressure and lower resting pulse rate… oh yea, and BOOBS. The other reason Weatherby is my new hero is her following suggestion for men over 40:
…Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.
Keep in mind, this is different from the study done years ago that say having a pet cat or dog lowers your blood pressure and makes your healthier. The trick here is that looking at large breasts ups your blood pressure, gets your cardio system going and equates to 30mins worth of workout (for being sexually arouse by boobs for 10mins).
So no need to get rid of the cat just yet so you can justify your obsessive subscription to Playboy and Barnfun magazine (ewww… you sickos!)
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December 4th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
wow shw is hot
December 12th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
love this blog lol
December 12th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Hah, thanks!
December 18th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
I wonder if looking at them for 20 min a day would increase your life by 10 years? Theres only one way to find out…
December 28th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
As long as we don’t have to hear them nag .. (that reduces our lifespan by 7 years)
December 30th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Hahah, probably a good pt Kevin
March 27th, 2008 at 3:58 am
So a big boobed wife would equate to -2 years to your life while a big boobed mistress would have no impact and playboy would up it by 5 - Way to go
April 8th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Yes,pretty boobs,but my wifes are much nicer looking & much larger.I feel pretty healthy,I think im going to live a long time,besides its not like,ohh forget it,if you want me to stare at boobs I will,wait…I allready do stare at boobs,just mostly my wifes & man has she got some nice boobs. “Long lives to us all from Zylix”
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:03 am
w0w….
thats very goooooooood
June 11th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
hell yeah boobs, for sure
zylix, you’re a nerd
i’m cool
pizza
June 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
who do these boobs belong to? certainly not the german researcher… that would be hot though. if it were, i’m betting she’d do anal…
June 26th, 2008 at 8:23 am
looking at the boobs makes me feel good,i dont think it increases your life rather it increases the interest in having sex. (shane)
June 26th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Shane,
Looking at boobs has been scientifically proven to be *completely awesome*.
It also makes you taller… and I’m pretty sure smarter.