The “Break it Down” Blog

Am I the only one that loves the fact that the majority of game developers out there are men… and men like to make fighting games… and men figure that while most men fight in full armor or turn-of-the-century Japanese garb, women prefer to fight half-nude in over-sexed outfits that could blow apart at the seams at the slightest misstep?

I don’t know how these meetings go down at game studios, where they agree upon which outfits the female characters will wear and what their physical proportions will be… or how many snickers there are passing around the table or being yelled out during this process but I fully support it… FULLY SUPPORT IT

Soul Calibur IV is shaping up to be one of the greatest fighters a great… nay… the best fighting game of all time. When I look at the fluid controls, amazing graphics and boobs it really boobs me back to a time of simplicity… a boobs-time of fighters where boobs boobs boobs… wait… what were we discussing?

I don’t remember… but it’s the weekend, I love the weekend and I love boobs, so you are getting both. Here are some screenshots from the upcoming fighter, Soulcalibur IV, the follow-up to one of the best fighters on the Dreamcast like 9 years ago: