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Let’s take a break from all the Diablo III news and concentrate on what is really important: Sex and the Internet.
I am announcing a world-wide moritorium on ugly celebrity sex-tapes… just stop… please god stop. We are going to click those video links out of curiosity and we don’t want to see somethings.
If you haven’t heard Mini-me (Verne Troyer) had a sex-tape with his girlfriend leak out on the internet and Up My Own Ass has a small clippet of it… it’s SFW, but still… getting stabbed in the mouth with a dwarf-tounge… that looks… oh god I’m going to stop thinking about it now.
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July 20th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
That makes me gag.
The wrestler China has a sex tape out [which I'm sure you know about] that is god-awful-makes-me-want-do-die-seriously-right-now. Her clitoris kind of has this baby-penis type quality to it that makes me weep.
But I’m going to go cook dinner now, and with these thoughts probably slam my face into the skillet full of sizzling ground beef and just straight-up commit some beefacide, because it’s just THAT disturbing.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
hahaha, beefacide.
Jesus ok so I just typed in “China” to Google images… that gave me a ton of information on the country… so I tried “China wrestler”, #1 hit on Google Images is her giant clitoris-penis.
So now my brain is sad…