I already hate raccoons after an incident when I was younger and some got into our yard and just started systematically dropping our turtles off the roof, killing them, then tearing them open and eating them. Naturally while shooting them with a pellet gun, they sort of sauntered around the roof until they decided to leave, completely unphased. From that day forward, I always wanted to buy a crazy huge gun and make a whole field of raccoons pay for it.
Anyway it looks like the poor folks of Olympia, Washington are dealing with their own raccoon problem, more specifically, freaking crazy “urban” raccoons that are not scared of anything.
This gang of 10 raccoons or so are going around killing cats, dogs and biting people. Folks going out at night are carrying pepper spray and lead pipes to make sure they are safe… not from murderers, gangsters or terrorists… but from raccoons. Forget that noise, I would buy myself a light saber or a samurai sword, dress up in full ninja garb and go wage a personal war on those crazy cat-monkey beasts. It would be, how you say, GO TIME. (Digg this)



March 4th, 2008 at 12:34 am
this is sad i am soo bored i am adding a comment on this pic!!!!!
May 9th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
yeah, i compleetely understand ur racoon hatred. at my house, there is a couple of racoons that are eating my cats cat food. my father has a bebe gun and constantly tries to shoot the motherfuckers down. at one point, i was going to put my bike away, but before reached the backyard, there was a racoon in my backyard! and IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!! bold now, the urban coons dont fear nothin.
May 9th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
marissa,
Ugggg, urbanized raccoons are bad news — like you said very bold and sometimes more aggressive than necessary. I guess possums aren’t that fun either, but raccoons are disturbingly smart — like crows.
Hell, they all freak me out