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Jessica Simpson to go Nude for Hollywood

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AZ Central reports that Jessica Simpson is going against her family’s wishes of doing no nude scenes in order to secure the future of her acting career.

Apparently, Simpson passed on a “guaranteed Oscar” script where she would play a porn star because her father (damn him and his stupid face) decided going nude isn’t the right thing for his daughter. In light of both the Dukes of Hazard flops and her most recent flop, Blonde Ambition, rumors are floating around that Simpson is getting desperate to try and solidify herself in Hollywood and get taken more boobs seriously.

Here’s my take on it… all boobs-are-awesome jokes aside… if the script to the movie is honest-to-god powerful, with a strong cast, director and Simpson’s acting can cut it… nude scenes can be powerful boosters to careers. If the movie is hokey and the nude scene is just gratuitous (like someone getting out of the shower, for no other reason than just to get out of the shower) then I think it can really kill a career as far as being a “cheap seat-filling trick”.

I have no idea what script (since she passed on the porn star role) Simpson is looking at accepting that will require her to do a full-frontal scene, but for the Simpson fans out there, let’s hope it’s not Legally Blonde 3. For the boob fans out there… it could be Winnie the Pooh: Christmas Star Sprinkles for all I care.

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6 Comments For This Post

  1. manny Says:

    bad dad :p

  2. maggie Says:

    Many celebs posed nude, recently such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are interested in nudism. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistconnect.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.

  3. Riyad Kalla Says:

    Maggie,
    Your science and logic talk confuses me, but I found boobs on your website, and that unconfused me.

    Therefore I unconditionally support whatever it is you are doing.

  4. manny Says:

    “Maggie,
    Your science and logic talk confuses me, but I found boobs on your website, and that unconfused me.

    Therefore I unconditionally support whatever it is you are doing.”

    rofl… :D

  5. Spinmonkey Says:

    Jessica, at some point you’ve got to fly from the protective wings of your mom and dad and make your own decisions. Plus, I need some new fodder for my “alone time”. Just kidding. Sort of.

  6. Riyad Kalla Says:

    Haha, just-kidding nothing!

    I think men everywhere will be very supportive of her career-decision ;)

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