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I think the Spears family are all priests and nuns.
While he sister is off going generally fucking bat-shit crazy, flashing her trash at the world, loosing his kids, threatening to adopt some Chinese babies and skipping out on court dates 4 or 5 times, Jamie Spears decided she was sick of living in the shadow of her sister and decided to throw a baby in the oven. The super-burn of it all is Britney learned about the pregnancy via the tabloids, since she disowned the family a while ago… you know, cause the Spears family has a long history of phenomenal decision-making process.
Jamie is 16 and has decided to have the baby of long-time boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. I really don’t see the down-side to this. If she is having problems with the pregnancy, she can ask her sister for help with the kids… I can totally see it now:
Jamie: It won’t stop crying!
Britney: What? HAHHA, I just made a hat with a grapefruit!
Jamie: OMG SO CUTE!
Britney: You look fat.
Jamie: You look like a 1-hit-wonder.
Britney: OHHH burn… seriously lets go to Hawaii today.
Jamie: WEEEEeeeee! <picks up baby and puts it on a raft in the swimming pool>
This is the type of thing you would find in the Spears house:
Update #1: Turns out Casey, Jamie’s boyfriend that put a baby in her, is 19… you know… like sex-with-a-minor-19. So that’s awesome… you know just in case any of you accidentally started worshiping Jamie instead of Jesus (maybe you mixed them up?) and were worried your values were misplaced… don’t worry, they aren’t.
Here’s a shot of Casey courtosey of The Superficial:
yo-yo-homes. I’m just a laid-back playa from the streets.
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December 19th, 2007 at 8:48 am
OMG…
is this 4real ?
A stupid kid having a kid…
December 19th, 2007 at 8:59 am
It totally is… I think this family feeds off of failure and scandal.
December 19th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
hoopellly she will have better sense thwn her sister .. in my opino i think she has a better bad on her shoulders
December 20th, 2007 at 6:17 am
O.M.G. Well, it was only a matter of time, to me. Her sister does it all the time, and now BAM. This is probably the end of Zoey 101.
December 20th, 2007 at 7:48 am
I think that family only functions under the lime-light and doesn’t know how to just lead a normal life.
Ahh well… more fodder for blogs
December 20th, 2007 at 10:27 am
its a shame that Jamie is having a baby so young. i hope that baby is raised with care. PS this better not be the end of Zoey 101
December 20th, 2007 at 10:28 am
Is Zoe that show she does on Disney?
I don’t think Disney will be writing a pregnant 16-year-old into their scripts anytime soon… so my guess is yes.
What is the show about? Just her bumming around with friends? Typical teen show stuff?
December 20th, 2007 at 11:07 am
I thick it going to end zoey 101. Sorry Joe
December 20th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
That entire family should be court-ordered in psychiatric evaluation and counseling, and the mother obviously needs a lobotomy (or did she have one already?) Why on earth would Jamie want the world to know she’s no better than her sister?!?!?!? What a disappointment.
December 20th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
freebird,
I think Jamie is old enough now that she’s done being in her sister’s shadow (if you can even call it that…) and now she wants the limelight on her some.
Either way, the 27 children that the two of them will have, are all going to be fuck-heads.
December 20th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
all of you are assholes I lvoe how everyone fucking judges is it your sister or your friend , no she isnt. She is a person like everyone else with more responsibility then all of us seriously. Honestly all of you need to MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUISNESS its not YOUR life its HERS shes gonna do whatever the fuck she wants okay and its not like she woke up and said oh i think i mgonna get preganat becaused honestly NO TEENAGE GIRL WANTS THAT but guess what assholes SHIT HAPPENS im 17 and yah i have sex and yah my boyfriend is 20 so fucking what if i got pregnant i bet you all wouldnt care and yah id keep the baby cause abortion is murder legally when it shouldnt be legal to kill anything so i think you all should keep your fucking comments to yourself if you dont like what the hell shes doing THEN DONT FUCKING LOOK AND DONT FUCKING READ AOBUT IT you have no say in HER life seriously grow the fuck up people and mind your own buisness you act like just because shes this big star and supposed to be a rolemodel shes a perfect kid NO ONE IS PERFECT and thats alot of weight to put o na kids shoulders so just shut the fuck up seriously
December 20th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Aww Sam, did someone hit a nerve?
The only one that should grow up is you…yeah know cares if you got pregnant, because you’re a fucking no-one. This girl is a role-model for young kids these days and to see her get pregnant is a bit of impact on them. Also, because of this stupid choice - the “Zoey 101″ show is bound to be canceled.
If you’re so mature, and smart please think before you talk. Yes, its her own life. But they chose the star-life, they chose to be actors knowing what could happen if they screwed up, and its not only that…she publicly announced that she’s pregnant herself.
So, yes…Jamie fucked up…bad. Now we’ll have to see what happens from here on out.
December 20th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
i completely agree 110% with what Joe61 said to sam’s comment, she picked to be the star and the role-model so she basically asked for the pressure that comes with it
With great power no matter what kind, like physical power or mental power, comes great responsibility and she did that wrong thing with her power and influence over the minds of young women.
Our comments may or may not (probably not) change what she does or thinks, but then again your comment nor mine will change what anyone else thinks or does because if your not on someones side in an argument, they dont really care for what you have to say.
Also, yes you are a no body so no one will care if you get pregnant, you’ll just be another number on the statistics of teenage whores (yes i’am calling you are whore), but she is a *some-body* and she has an influence on kids, in which you don’t *hopefully because if you do i bet a lot more people would get pregnant at a young age* (whore)
NO we wont leaver her alone because she picked the option of making her life public which you *whore* obviously have not. So go fuck you 20 year old boyfriend because no body gives a shit because we don’t know you nor do we care about you little statistic you
*whore* I hope you get some sort of horrible STD and then well see what your whore self will be saying..well its not like were gonna’ listen to you anyway…. but all in all….Grow up we don’t care about a no-body’s problems when they are compared to that of a some-body’s problems
P.S. Y Zoey 101 Y!!!
December 20th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
and since you SAM *whore* love *lvoe* the way people judge like its a family member or a friend, then please enjoy me judging you as a Whore
please keep your hands and/or feet off of your boyfriend and enjoy the you-are-a-whore ride
Whore
December 21st, 2007 at 6:47 am
looks like shes as stupid as britney just cant keep those legs closed up loves them lads.
December 21st, 2007 at 2:50 pm
jonathan, dude, what is you’re prolem? why are you calling that girl a whore? so what, she’s having sex with her boyfriend, how is that whore-ish? 3 years of age separation isn’t so horrible is it? why are you taking your time and energy calling this chick a whore? i don’t get it.
though, i found you’re ‘you are a whore ride’ quite amusing,however, youre phrase ‘no body cares about a no-bodys problems when a some-body has problems’ is retarded. why do YOU care to waste your time in this commercial and consumeristic bullshit? why are you letting jamie lynn spears being pregnant outrage you so? who cares? people like you make me sick, spending all day online commenting on shit like this, get a fucking life of you’re own instead of being consumed by some dumb kids, that’s about all that can be said, at least she’s not shooting up inbetween takes of zoe101.
ps, i said whore so much to mock you, fool.
HAHAHA.
December 21st, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Oh no, more drama it looks like. The boyfriend that was suppose to stick by through thick and thin is out of the picture now click here
I would also point out, that Jamie did sell exclusive coverage of the birth to OK magazine for $1 million… so take that for whatever it’s worth.