Ever get the feeling that people weren’t taking you serious as a badass? Perhaps an older brother is constantly picking on you, even though you’re both well into your thirty’s? Thankfully a product is now available that will show everyone just how macho you really are.
Exclusively though Amazon.com, Epic Games and Microsoft are proud to present a life-sized replica of the Lancer Assault Rifle, famously featured in the hit video game series “Gears of War”. For the low price of $129.99, you can finally own something sightly more manly then the helmet that came in the Legendary Edition of Halo 3.
If you act now and pre-order this bad boy you’ll receive a copy of Gears of War 2 absolutely free. Maybe the standard edition of Gears isn’t enough for you. Well you’re in luck, you can get the Limited Edition of Gears of War 2 for just $10 more.
You only have until 11:59PM on November 7th 2008, so act quickly.




















August 11th, 2008 at 11:42 am
So let me get this straight. You can buy this Lancer for $129.99 and get Gears of War 2 for free? Just making sure, because if that’s the case, I’ll probably pre-order it!