Fuck the Earth Day

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Robert Heron sent in an awesome link to Jack English’s “Fuck the Earth Day” promotional video, check it out:

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6 Comments For This Post

manny Says:
April 24th, 2008 at 1:40 am

o_O

Stefan Says:
April 24th, 2008 at 3:02 am

Gorgeous! I like that kind of Stuff

tdod Says:
April 24th, 2008 at 8:46 am

So Awesome

Anonymous Says:
April 27th, 2008 at 12:23 am

great

Kate Jones Says:
January 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 pm

Love it!!! I’m making F*ck the Earth Day t-shirts for me & my boyfriend for this year!!!

Enviromentalist Says:
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:00 pm

For Earth Day..

I have decided that this will be our schedule..

8am – Turn on every electical appliance in the house..leave them on..change oil in cars – let oil drain into the Florida sand..Start up the car and let it idle in the driveway..

9am – Burn some old tires, plastic milk jugs, water bottles maybe toss in a few old batteries..

10am – Bury some old computer parts, especially those old lap top batteries..

11am – visit some local farms and dump Alka Seltzer in the water trough…watch the cows burp and fart some methane for a while..

12 Noon – Go to the local Walmart and Sporting Goods shops..buy all the CO2 cannisters for bb guns I can find…return home place them in a vise and puncture them..releasing the CO2 into the air..

1pm – Have lunch at the local park (beach), cook hotdogs in a propane grill with charcoal briquets to enhance the flavor..and of course burn all the plastic packaging in the grill when done..clean grill with soapy water (phosphate soap only)..let soapy water run into Gulf of Mexico..

2pm – Invite some friends over to cut down some pesky vines and plants in the back corner of the lot..make a compost heap with all the plant matter..The greenhouse gases released should last for years according to Al (I invented the internet) Bore..

3pm – Get all the old aerosol cans of paint, hairspray, varnish..etc and allow all my friends and neighbors paint a mural on the side of the house..(I can buy more spray paint later if I dont like the mural..)

4pm – Sign up for more junk mail …this act alone should kill a few thousand trees..

5pm – Find as many old air conditioners from the local dump…cannibalize the lead, copper, zinc..etc and bury it about 12 under the ground to speed its absorption into the aqua fir..puncture the freon tank when removing copper tubing..

6pm – Fire up the kerosene heater..adjust wick so that black smoke is emitted..Make a really BIG dinner of Pinto beans on propane stove..use all 4 burners and the oven for the cornbread..take alka seltzer to release methane from body..

7pm – Check bonfire, add more tires, batteries..etc if necessary..

8pm – Turn off engine on car, put out bonfire using CO2 fire extinguisher…Take a long shower and get ready for an evening of watching TV with all the lights on..

9pm – Leave all lights, radios, TV’s etc on..refill kerosene heater, go to bed..

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