The “Break it Down” Blog

Don’t worry folks, Dr. Phil forced himself into the hospitalized Britney Spears scene at Cedar Sinai and is angling to do an interview with her so he can cure her shit.

Classy, party of 1, Classy, party of 1?

We would also like to point out that manny, contributer to BIDB, called it in last weeks posts that:

she should b in “celebrity rehab with DR. Drew”

and I said I’d give him a $50 gift card to Amazon if he was right. I think calling it that quickly before the reports ever hit the stand that Dr. Phil was going to angle in there still deserves the award if Dr. Phil does a celebrity rehab thing with her.

Oh, and thanks to Todd Swarthout for sending in news that it’s official now, Britney has lost the right to see her children any longer. So I think the running tally now is…

• Crazy: 0
• Humanity: 1

In fairness to Dr. Phil, his very imposing/father-like presence might be what Britney responds to. So all jokes about him being a giant douche-bag aside… who knows, maybe he will actually help her.

I’ve seen a few shows of Dr. Phil I actually enjoyed and then a few that I thought were utterly useless as he rushed through the guests to get to commercial.

That’s the other thing I could never stand about his show… it was honestly about 12mins long, all the remaining time in the time slot was commercials and every time anyone would say anything it would be followed up by “Well you’ve heard what Janet had to say, hear what I have to say after the break” then 9 mins of ads.

… and I totally just admitted I watched Dr. Phil

Update #1: Dr. Phil has scrapped the idea for the Britney-based show and she’s currently holed up with her paparazi boyfriend who is secretly making deals about private photos from their time together for $1 million a pop. Classy!