Loading ...
You know who you are… and you can just go straight to hell.
The different between a parent that stays home and misses movies, or gets a sitter and goes to one every few months versus the one that drags their infant, stroller and all, into an R-Rated movie on opening weekend is that one parent wanted to have children and the other parent didn’t and doesn’t like all the things he/she had to give up for it.
If you disagree with this, then chances are you are one of these parents or you are just so goddamn dumb you don’t realize that the 100 other people trying to watch a movie don’t want to listen to your little diarrhea-factory cry and burn up the $20 in tickets we just spent.
Besides ruining everyone’s shit, how does bringing your infant to an R-rated movie (on opening weekend) help anybody? We all know they are going to cry at least once and at most 27 times; it’s going to piss absolutely everyone off in the theater; the theater is cold with giant/scary sounds so the baby doesn’t like it; and it makes everyone hate you by the end of the movie.
How is this different than just hanging out at a swanky bar with your friends with your kid in a stroller? That’s classy… let’s do this, why don’t you go shopping at Wal-Mart and let me know if the mullet-accessories isle is having a 50% off sale on Tuesday. Then you and I can hang out, pound back a few brewskies and marry our cousins; it’ll be awesome.
My car’s in the shop, so let’s take your truck, you know, the one with all the “Amuricah Will Kick Your Ass!” stickers on it and a skull and crossbones decal on the rear window… undoubtedbly because you saw Pirates of the Carribean and liked it so much.
Thanks Up My Own Ass!
Loading ...
July 21st, 2008 at 5:32 pm
wow, i totally agree with you
poor kids and poor audience.
anyway it’s not only the stupid parents fault for being so dumb
The movie theater management should ban such acts. Little kids should not be exposed like that to R- rated movies
you should had gone back n gotten your money back
July 21st, 2008 at 5:39 pm
i also think theaters should start offering headphones like in apeplanes
damn $20 bucks Oo
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
I’m not paying god damned $8.50 for a fucking movie ticket to hear someone’s little demon regurgitating up the bowels of hell. It’s much simpler to get a MOTHERFUCKING BABYSITTER, go out and see your movie, then come home and listen to the little bastard scream up it’s lungs in the privacy of your own home. You don’t have to slump down into your seat and feel the burning shame of what is nearly one hundred people glaring daggers into the back of your head.
That god-forsaken baby is not everyone in the theater’s problem, so why should everyone in the theater [and in some cases, in the theater next door] have to listen to it scream incessantly?
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:41 am
You guys know what I can’t figure out? The people that are *completely impervious* to embarrassment from their child crying.
Most of the people that do this I noticed, have *no problem* with their child screaming… they just keep sitting there watching the movie.
And Manny, I completely agree that the theater should create and enforce en environment where the movie-watching experience is pleasant for everyone.
It’s like some people are born without the ability of basic reasoning or a sense of decency… sorta like those people that shop at Costco, and will stop in the *middle* of the main isle to look at something without any consideration of the 19 people behind them with the bus-sized carts… that always makes me want to scream “I HAVE AIDS” right behind them and see if they jump out of the way.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
OMG how u get aids :p
anyway, the kids don’t have the faults so we should stop these insults to them.
anyone who insults a baby or small kid would easily do “other” stuff to them. Thus it’s the same attitude as in the “Costco” example
i guess no one here is a parent except me…
by LAW kids are not allowed into R rated movies (thus the “R” rating), so next time you should complaint to the management and post your experience back here. Would be interesting to see what they say about it and how to take action.
By enforcing your rights not only you benefit, but those parents are forced to become more responsible (or at least develop something called “common sense”).