The “Break it Down” Blog

Do you need to see the fuck out of what you are looking at, at night? Do you need to shine your flash light into a deer’s eyes not just to see if the “Deer in the headlights” trick is real, but to see if the deer’s eyes turn white and it’s retinas detach? Do you want to go trick or treating, and trick everyone into a Class-R Legally Blind driver’s license test?

If so, you need Wicked Lasers “The Torch” flashlight. At 4100 lumens it’s being tested as the strongest flashlight on the planet and will blind a puppy or even a whale on the other side of the puppy you just blinded:

The YouTube video shows someone setting fire to paper just by shining the flashlight on it:

Is this just a precursor to us finally getting our light sabers? It’s a hell of a lot closer than those plastic things at Wal-mart… I’ll tell you that much.